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this is a mass text: what the fuck

[Everyone is getting a picture of Yesod's gloved hand holding up a viper that apparently cannot see, and then a follow-up picture of a locker full of human teeth and a skull with a "J" carved into the forehead. Normal photos to send people.]

There are some Abnormalities in my cabin. As far as I can tell, the skull may in fact just be a semi-ordinary skull. The snake is hostile, but doesn't appear to be able to see.

I've designated these as, respectively, T-07-111 and O-08-112. Please use these names going forward.

@ Mafuyu - your little toy rabbit is T-08-113.

The entity within the lake is O-06-114. Any other "copies" of it are to be called O-06-114-1.

The ghost designating itself as "Clamor Ventus" is to be called F-06-115.

Am I missing anything?

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So you found things in your cabin too?

They seem designed to hurt whoever they're meant for.

One of the stalls gives out goldfish and tanks, if you need a habitat. It won't be perfect, though.

Did you find items within your cabin? I need to know what they are ASAP.

[ignoring the offer of a HABITAT... mostly because Mizuki has already offered one but HOW DARE YOU IMPLY THAT HE WANTS TO TAKE CARE OF THIS THING it doesn't even give PE boxes.........]

( just imagining mafuyu feeding her possessed ranchu while scrolling through twitter on the zeta ngl. but abnormalities probably need food and stuff too, yesod.

anyways, there's a pause, before switching to a more private message, just in case its one of those big group mass texts. )

Six pages, presumably torn from my notebook. They were folded up into origami dolls, and when unfolded, together they read "dance on your strings for us".

I believe it refers to my discomfort with marionettes.

( girl its a fear at this point. )

[yeah what the fuck are they even feeding Judgement Bird anyway

also yes this is absolutely a group chat, do you think Yesod has the time to just dm all of you pictures of snakes and skulls?]

I see.

I believe the snake is because my very apt nickname is "Yesod the Viper".

[And he doesn't want to talk about the skull, despite giving it a designation. And he also doesn't want to talk about the fact that he found them together, technically.]

I agree, then, that this "amusement park" seems to harp on key traits of individuals who get sucked into it.

( she thinks back to kanade's own cabin, but... it's not her place to say. which is also why she doesn't pry. )

That sounds accurate to how this place works so I wouldn't be surprised. I imagine everyone has found something similar at some point or another.

Do you know anything of the "staff" here? The strange masked individuals and the bird-men in particular.

[War flashbacks to the Plague Doctor.]

Are they in charge of the park itself?

I've only met Corax, the ringmaster. He keeps to himself, and when I tried asking him about my incident earlier this month, he wasn't able to give any clear answers- not for a lack of desire, but likely due to a higher power than him. He says of the ones here, his leash is the longest, though.

The Masks I know less about. I don't like going near them. Looking at them makes me feel sick.

That's a me thing. Not a general ability they have.

I think they're just... staff though. Whoever is keeping Corax under their thumb is likely the one in charge.

And you don't know who that person keeping Corax in line is?

Are these messages monitored?

[He's realising it might be a bad idea to keep things to written word... though, he really has no idea that the entity is always watching, so he's screwed no matter what.]

I do not. And I don't know.

I would assume everything is monitored, to be honest.

Troublesome. In that case, I don't have a particular reason to bring our correspondences to spoken word, if everything is monitored.

Do you know if the Masks, Corax, or any other "employees" require sustenance?

[girl help he has so many questions]

oh hey!
i also got bones in my cabin
mine r fishbones tho
they dont have names, ive just been calling them fishbones.
also, i feel like "t-07-111" is still more syllables than "the skull in my room"
also, also! do u need help w the snake? i have a spare tank u can use :)
u should name it dosey
bc thats less of a mouthful.

We'll designate the fish bones as T-09-116.

The snake's designation is O-08-112. I suppose it could have a name in the way other Abnormalities do, but the numerical designation is important.

I'll accept your offer for a tank for habitation.

hmmm but it’d be hard to repeatedly refer to it as that in conversation, right?
tho that string kinda looks like “oobiis”.
so like maybe we can call it “Obis”.

which room did u say u were in? ill come drop it off~

Edited 2022-10-21 21:19 (UTC)

I don't see it.

[He'll think about that name...... it's better than whatever Floyd has going on with slimjims or whatever.]

8.

well, 8s kind of look like Bs, and 1s kind of look like Is, and 2s kind of look like Ss.
its like a… code, sort of, i guess
(like rly rly rly loosely)
plus "obis" kinda sounds like "abyss" which is a dope name for a snake imo

brt!!

Fine. "Obis". AKA O-08-112.

[Cabin door is open whenever Mizuki shows up and can, you know, get into the car, since the wheel is always spinning.]

it’ll catch on!!!

[ Will it??? Who is it catching on with, Mizuki? Who will extensively talk about a pet snake????? Well, whatever. Mizuki is getting out of his little room with the tank in hand. He has half a mind to just whip one of his tentacles around to pull himself up to the car he needs, but he doesn’t want to go freaking anyone out like that. So he waits patiently. You know, like a good boy.

…

And then he grabs onto the door to just toss himself in, clutching onto the tank with his other arm. It’s your friendly neighborhood jellyfish here for snake crimes. He seems more concerned with making sure the tank is safe more than himself. ]

Hallo, hallo!! Delivery~. Ehehe…

[Do not whip your tentacles out and start climbing, Yesod might just scream.

Mizuki will be greeted to the sight of one (1) man in a suit, holding a clearly-blind viper by the head to avoid being bitten (as if it would affect him anyway) and sitting on the bed. How has he been typing on the ZETA? Unclear. Robots are strange.

The second Mizuki even presents the tank, the snake is going right the fuck in it, where it clatters uselessly against the glass of its prison. Nice.]

I appreciate it.

[Fucking vipers.]

It seems that this place is content to mess with me. I suppose I can keep the animal for observation for now, though I'd much rather relegate it to another team.

[Jokes on him there are no other teams :) but Hod was here at one point, earlier, so... maybe...]

those are all boring names

the snakes name is slithery jim now

Please make a better suggestion.

slithery slim jimothy is his full name
his friends call him slimothy

It doesn't have any friends.

im his friend now

No.

lol what are u his mom??? im slimothys friend and u cant stop me
we go bowling every thursday and share deep enriching stories about our personal lives

There's no where here to go bowling, unless there's a part of this Abnormality I haven't accounted for.

ur moms an abnormality

I don't have a mother. It was a pleasantly trite attempt at an insult, though.

Just Clamor is fine, actually! Sorry again about your leg.

Hello, F-06-115. My leg is fine, as discussed.

There aren't many Abnormalities capable of communication in the way average humans do. I'm almost impressed you can use this device, considering your physical form seemed very... sharp.

[lmfao]

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