So you do know about the Abnormality, then. I almost took you for an idiot.
[Mizuki is the FIRST PERSON here to not immediately raise all of Yesod's red flags. Way to go!]
I'm unsure of why, but it does seem to have stolen people away. I almost wonder if it's to feed on them much like... [here, he hums, thinking.] Much like the Parasite Tree.
Maaaaybe? [ Parasite trees probably exist on Terra, there's weirder shit— ] I haven't been here for very long, so someone else might have better answers, but we seem to be rewarded for having fun, I think~?
[Yeah, buddy, it sure does. Yesod almost wishes he had a clipboard right now — where's Malkuth when you need her? There's shit to write down since he can't access the A.I. network right now.]
—How do you mean "rewarded"? Don't tell me the Abnormality gave you something.
[Must everyone accept the gifts from the monsters all the time?]
[ Mizuki is basically a certified monster so this is fine. ]
Not yet, [ Sort of just got off his first ride and Yesod was here, so… ] but I’ve seen other people get stuff to pay for those pumpkins. And I reeeally want a pumpkin.
[ Mizuki has a whole moment of “how can you kiss the pumpkins?” and attempting to rationalize why. He’s still on a bit of an adrenaline high from the ride as well, so there’s a lot of extra math equations thrown in that just don’t belong there. It’s due to this very poor rationalization that Mizuki takes “show me” as “take me there” as “my legs don’t work well and I have a hard time getting around.”
Which is why he picks Yesod up like a sack of potatoes— ]
[Yesod squirms in Mizuki's hold like bro literally why he's a heavy-ass robot please put him on the goDDAMN GROUND—
Mizuki will find that after Yesod figures out he can't escape, that there is an adult man (source needed) pouting with his arms crossed, safe in Mizuki's hold.
Put Yesod back of Facility, he wishes to be reset—]
[ It's fine. This is normal. Mizuki, who's a lot stronger than he looks, doesn't appear to struggle with the weight, despite the fact that Yesod is not only taller than him, but probably weighs about three or four times that of Mizuki. (It's the lack of bones. Or squishy bones. Who knows.)
Regardless, he totes Yesod over to the pumpkin stand and gingerly puts him down to dust him off and make little jazz hands in the direction of the gourds. ] Pumpkins! I think they want um… us to carve spooky faces in them for an event or something? It's festive, I think.
[Yesod is literally a metal chassis filled with organs, please release him, thank you— oh okay great. Thanks for helping dust him off; he impulsively does the same thing.
Now. The pumpkins. Yesod strides forward to look them over...]
There doesn't appear to be anything odd about them. [But you NEVER KNOW. You just NEVER KNOW.] I'll acquiesce to you carving one, but if it comes to life or tries to harm you, know that I have no choice but to put it down.
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[Mizuki is the FIRST PERSON here to not immediately raise all of Yesod's red flags. Way to go!]
I'm unsure of why, but it does seem to have stolen people away. I almost wonder if it's to feed on them much like... [here, he hums, thinking.] Much like the Parasite Tree.
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Maaaaybe? [ Parasite trees probably exist on Terra, there's weirder shit— ] I haven't been here for very long, so someone else might have better answers, but we seem to be rewarded for having fun, I think~?
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[Yeah, buddy, it sure does. Yesod almost wishes he had a clipboard right now — where's Malkuth when you need her? There's shit to write down since he can't access the A.I. network right now.]
—How do you mean "rewarded"? Don't tell me the Abnormality gave you something.
[Must everyone accept the gifts from the monsters all the time?]
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Not yet, [ Sort of just got off his first ride and Yesod was here, so… ] but I’ve seen other people get stuff to pay for those pumpkins. And I reeeally want a pumpkin.
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[Somehow, he has conveniently missed the pumpkins. Call it a plot device.]
Show me where they are.
[ARE THE PUMPKINS ABNORMAL???? TELL HIM]
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Which is why he picks Yesod up like a sack of potatoes— ]
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Mizuki will find that after Yesod figures out he can't escape, that there is an adult man (source needed) pouting with his arms crossed, safe in Mizuki's hold.
Put Yesod back of Facility, he wishes to be reset—]
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Regardless, he totes Yesod over to the pumpkin stand and gingerly puts him down to dust him off and make little jazz hands in the direction of the gourds. ] Pumpkins! I think they want um… us to carve spooky faces in them for an event or something? It's festive, I think.
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Now. The pumpkins. Yesod strides forward to look them over...]
There doesn't appear to be anything odd about them. [But you NEVER KNOW. You just NEVER KNOW.] I'll acquiesce to you carving one, but if it comes to life or tries to harm you, know that I have no choice but to put it down.
[Yesod
bestie
it's a pumpkin.]