[ Immovable object, meet unstoppable force. Where Yesod looks the picture of "no fun allowed," Floyd represents "all fun allowed." He is absolutely free-spirited and having a great time getting on the rides!
Is he going to let someone he doesn't know ruin that? Absolutely not. ]
Department? Abnormalities? Dunno anything about that.
[Floyd's outfit is a mess...! Fuck the current conversation, what are you doing dressed like that!!]
If you worked in my department, I would penalize you for your state of dress. Or... undress, rather. You look like you rolled out of bed before coming to work.
Right, well... I have what you might call a skin condition, so I prefer to remain covered up.
[It's not that he has a "skin condition", it's that he has hallucinations of having a skin condition, and to him that's just as bad. It interferes with his circuitry enough to cause mental problems, so clothing is the best defense.
It's a good thing he's a robot or else he might get hot, considering the ambient air temperatures are what one would call "perfect for a day at the amusement park".]
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Is he going to let someone he doesn't know ruin that? Absolutely not. ]
Department? Abnormalities? Dunno anything about that.
[ Floyd grins, sharp teeth glinting. ]
I just showed up here outta the blue.
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If you worked in my department, I would penalize you for your state of dress. Or... undress, rather. You look like you rolled out of bed before coming to work.
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[ Floyd doesn't bother to elaborate. He certainly doesn't bother to sound like he's taking Yesod any seriously, either. ]
And you look too dressed up. Turtlenecks under a suit? Seriously? [ He snickers. ] Last I checked, I don't work here either, so you know.
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[It's not that he has a "skin condition", it's that he has hallucinations of having a skin condition, and to him that's just as bad. It interferes with his circuitry enough to cause mental problems, so clothing is the best defense.
It's a good thing he's a robot or else he might get hot, considering the ambient air temperatures are what one would call "perfect for a day at the amusement park".]
Still, you could afford to tie your tie properly.
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[ Fair enough on the skin condition part- he doesn't ask any further. As for the tie thing? ]
Mmmmmnah, I don't need a tie~. Who are you, anyways?
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[You know, that thing no one knows here. He's that. Respect him.]
Dare I ask who you are? [why are you being a bitch today yesod]
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[ Silly Yesod, he's gonna sass you right back. ]
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Who are you?
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[ Yeah... He's thoroughly amused. ]